"40 years of preaching the same liberal B.S."

-if you could find one picture that would sum up the word "oxy-moron", this would be it 

"I wonder how long I have to eat this big sandwhich until people think I'm just like them. Being normal sucks."

“ashamed to be surrounded by people calling themselves Liberal who are, in my opinion, spitting on the graves of brave American soldiers who gave their life to fight a war that wasn't theirs ... in a country they've never been to ... simply to liberate the people therein.”

-Gene Simmons

john edwards is such your typical "tell you what you want to hear" snot. it was so great to see cheney whoop his ass up and down the court. 

"Some of you may or may not know this. I've recently come out of the closet, actually, in Hollywood. I'm a Republican, you see. It's a dangerous thing to do in Hollywood because it means you are very isolated and lonely... Last weekend, just for fun, we kidnapped Michael Moore and gave him a decent haircut and some clothing."

-Kelsey Grammer