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| dinero |
| 05.30.04 (3:57 am) [edit] |
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money talks, mine always seems to say goodbye.
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| a tv low |
| 05.28.04 (5:10 pm) [edit] |
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i saw a new tv low point today, and i was amazed at how lazy and bored people are in today's society. i turn to espn and see dart tournaments. darts people....darts. these guys were in great athletic shape too.........right.
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| the "stache" |
| 05.27.04 (4:43 pm) [edit] |
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a new national law should be placed into effect as soon as possible. if you are under the age of 40 do not grow a mustache. for one reason you might as well count looking 20 years older than you are, secong it just looks plain goofy, third it seems that those who can not grow facial hair love to try to grow a mustache. it's like, o look here's some hair growing on my upper lip let's see what it looks like when i let it go. no one likes a "crustache" people
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| out of range... |
| 05.26.04 (11:54 am) [edit] |
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why is it that the radio stations that people listen to the least have the best reception? you're on a long trip and got nothing listen to but 9 solid stations of country?! this is america people, something has to be done about this.
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| senior bills |
| 05.25.04 (4:20 pm) [edit] |
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i finally picked up on something today. i think that as you get older the bill on your hat gets larger. i wonder why this is? before you know it your using your hat to keep the sun out of your eyes in little league to picking up radio signals why you're trimming your garden. why so big?
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| universal retail |
| 05.24.04 (1:56 pm) [edit] |
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i think most anyone knows what i'm talking about, but they don't really realize it until it''s said. there are two universal retail truths in the 21st century. one, wal-mart is the mecca for most any redneck and two, starbucks is the most common mecca for yuppies. i can't stand either one. where can i go?
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| paltrow and her fruit |
| 05.23.04 (5:47 pm) [edit] |
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so gwen paltrow named her new child "apple"? why in the world would you name your kid apple? when this kid grows up he might as well just wear a sign to school that says "beat me up". come on gwen, that's terrible.
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| bush and the wild kingdom |
| 05.22.04 (11:16 am) [edit] |
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looking at the canidates running for office against bush this year i couldn't help but notice some different attributes. john kerry reminds me of a turtle with a bad haircut, ralph nader reimnds me of that same turtle with a sleepy eye, and dennis kucinich looks like a chipmunk; being a vegan he'd probably only eat leaves not acorns.
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| a word |
| 05.21.04 (5:00 pm) [edit] |
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i'd like to thank my good friend brendan for opening my eyes to the wonderful world of the blog.
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| a salvation army problem..... |
| 05.21.04 (4:35 pm) [edit] |
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walking into the grocery store today i saw a man ringing a bell for the salvation army with his little red bucket on the stand. now why he's doing this in the summer and not at christmas time i have not a clue, but i noticed that he's not very effective with his annoying little bell. maybe if he brought a big gong to hit everytime someone walked in and out of the store and said, "give to the salvation army!" real loud. i think they'd be much more compelled to give, i know i would.
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