"yeah, i'm still here... hey what do you think about me writing a book called, 'how to destroy your family in 30 days'....yeah pretty catchy huh?....hold on a minute i think i hear someone rolling in a grave..."

U.S. Senator Unhurt in Air Crash
The Associated Press reports that New York junior, Senator Hillary Clinton, narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern New Jersey because of bad weather.
National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the senator was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.
The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

Photographs taken  (shown below) at the scene show the extent of damage to Senator Clinton's aircraft. She was very lucky.

"It is hard to do the right thing. That is why grown-ups often get headaches and children mostly don't."

~Peggy Noonan (columnist)

The Best Movie I'ver seen for quite awhile. Even before it was nominated.

"If Ward Churchill loses his job teaching at the University of Colorado, he could end up giving Howard Dean a real run for his money to head the Democratic National Committee."

Ann Coulter 

CBS news recently reported that Rosie O' Donnell recently flew over to visit troops in Iraq. Sean Penn didn't want to sit next to her so he made her ride piggyback.

"Christimas is all about a homeless woman giving birth to a homeless child."

Lord save us all if she becomes president...

This is what I look like...what do you think? Post comments, please be nice because I just lost thirty two pounds

a good christmas gift...

Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator - 12" Action Figure

BBI proudly introduces the latest issue in its Elite Force series of authentic military 12- inch figures, President George W. Bush in naval aviator flight uniform. Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing.

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Rodney Dangerfield

Four More Years of George W. Bush

"The campaign has ended, and the United States of America goes forward with confidence and faith.  I see a great day coming for our country and I am eager for the work ahead.  God bless you, and may God bless America."

I had opportunity to go see W on monday and be this close but I couldn't due to a stupid exam. This is a picture of the person that would have been in my seat.......damn 

"40 years of preaching the same liberal B.S."

-if you could find one picture that would sum up the word "oxy-moron", this would be it 

"I wonder how long I have to eat this big sandwhich until people think I'm just like them. Being normal sucks."

“ashamed to be surrounded by people calling themselves Liberal who are, in my opinion, spitting on the graves of brave American soldiers who gave their life to fight a war that wasn't theirs ... in a country they've never been to ... simply to liberate the people therein.”

-Gene Simmons

john edwards is such your typical "tell you what you want to hear" snot. it was so great to see cheney whoop his ass up and down the court.